The worst goddam part is that Myka is a freaking nerd.
Like. A bookworm.
And she has the chance to date a prominent figure in history that everyone thought was a man but turned out to be a beautiful woman who is smart and literally shouldn’t be alive and can kick serious ass.
And that’s not even considering any idealizing of historical figures that Myka might have done in her life on top of just knowing a lot about them.
And by ‘worst goddam part’ I mean the reason that this ship is the war vessel that I would take into battle.
But people lurrrve it when she betas… Just sayin’
HA! I don’t know about that… But I did edit a college paper and a chapter each for two different fics tonight. I feel pretty accomplished.
my heart just broke in 9 seconds
this is one of the saddest possible thing in the history of sad things this is almost as bad as the thai life insurance commercial i am in pain
Lying in my bed on a heating pad, laptop on my stomach, trying to edit things. This is a stupid way to go about that…
I would like for my job to quit sucking up so much of my life. It shouldn’t be this big of a commitment. I am not getting paid enough. I pretty much hate it. It is completely wrong for me. I think my therapist hates it more than I do. Something has got to change.
Tina is kinda my fave person right now, because she sent me Kinder eggs… KINDER EGGS. EIGHT FUCKING KINDER EGGS FROM FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EXCITED FOR TODAY IS AT THE UTMOST HIGH OF THE YEAR.
Had a date tonight. With my mother… I took her to see Frozen. Bought overpriced popcorn. She ate almost all of it when I stepped out to make a most important call before previews. She talked during the movie. A bit too loud. She loved it though. And then I got to belt out Let It Go during the credits because it was loud and nobody could hear me and the ten other people in the theatre were leaving. I don’t think it was worth staying through the credits for the tag scene. I missed seeing Rapunzel and Eugene. Again. Took my mom back to her car. Improved by mood by one.
You know how Bette says fuck a lot? And so well. Particularly when reading Jenny’s book. And she’s all that’s not even grammatically correct you fucking idiot. I have that kind of rage inside of me right now over absolutely nothing. I need a boxing dummy. Fuck.
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
i died at the pH value
I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life
Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.